Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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