She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I am one with the molecules
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
His nipple licking is glorious
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