he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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