grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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