You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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