call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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