So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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