don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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