My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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