K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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