Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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