who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Boobs speak an international language.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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