I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
being pregnant is like rehab
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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