I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize
