we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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