I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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