Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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