Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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