it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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