It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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