when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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