Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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