Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
bring money and cleavage
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
