Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize