Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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