Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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