Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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