Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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