Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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