...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Text me some of your sweat
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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