they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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