did you get engaged???
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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