yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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