Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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