I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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