Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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