i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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