so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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