I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's blow job season.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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