You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.