i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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