Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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