you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
tell me about the eggs
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