Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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