Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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