At least make sure they are 18
Why
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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