I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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