I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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