ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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