in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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