Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My feet surprised me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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