Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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