If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The feeling are messing with the penis
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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