i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Oh god it's open bar.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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