can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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