my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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