take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Someone came in the potted fern
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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